While I was sitting at lunch today with a few friends, one of these said friends kept egging on my bad mood by asking about everything I hated about life. As I sat there in my bitter mood pondering all the things I hated about life, we decided I should vent in a post for all the world to read and agree and/or disagree with, and hopefully laugh a little in enjoyment. So here it goes:
It all started with boys, they just make life so much more difficult than necessary. Period. End of story.
Socks and sandals, but not only this. ALSO, mandals. This just makes me ask myself how these males decided that buying these sandals to wear in public was a good idea.
Shorts and/or skirts with Ugg boots, or boots of any kind. To quote my best friend "you look like a weather confused whore"
Cats. Don't get me wrong, kittens are adorable. But then they grow into evil balls of fur that have the potential to tear your skin to shreds and rip out your eyeballs if they so well please.
People who think they're hilarious, and always make those jokes that you only laugh at for fear of an awkward situation. I mean, I'm not the funniest person. However, I'm aware of this and make these lame jokes for those who enjoy these jokes as I do.
I'd appreciate if the person I was texting, or attempting to have a conversation with via text didn't take six years to respond. If you are in the middle of a conversation, don't you think you would have your phone close by and be looking at it? This may be understandable if said person is in class or at work, fine, I understand that you can't always have your phone out during these times. Yet, someone who chronically sucks at texting back in a timely manner is just a dunce.
Those guys that sit in the back of the class, granted they may be girls, but they are usually of the male species. They don't pay attention in class, they laugh the entire time, they talk and "mock" the people in class that actually pay attention. You're not cooler than other people because you have a lower grade than the rest of the class.
Economics class, why would anyone WANT to take microeconomics? The class makes me want to find one of those previously mentioned evil cats to rip my eyes out. As a business major, taking an economics class, I did not sign up to learn about climate change and air quality. Someone please explain to me how this relates? Oh, right. IT DOESN'T!
I'm aware of that fact that basketball shorts are made to be comfortable, but I'm also aware that they are called shorts for a reason. However, guys seem to think that basketball shorts, or any shorts for that matter, should cover more leg and less ass. Another style that just makes me wonder who would think this is attractive.
Hot weather. Period. While this one is more than capable of explaining itself, I would still like to point out the fact that some people don't know what hot weather is. I live outside of Las Vegas, this means I live in a desert. This means that where I live, it's about 115 degrees in the middle of summer. THIS ladies and gentleman, is MUCH TOO HOT. Sometimes I feel like I live on the surface of the sun! (While this sun is happy, I AM NOT.) --->
These are just the few things that really stuck out in my mind that I felt the need to share with the world. And now I feel compelled to eat with these friends more often as inspiration!
